1. My parents, to pay off their credit card debt.
2. My future roommates, to help with rent. I'm a sneaky bitch, eh?
3. Like, half of it to my freakin' awesome church, so they can build things and feed people in Afghanistan.

... Okay, A) this is the most ludicrous Writer's Block question I've ever seen. B) any vampire is going to be good at baseball, you don't need to sire and MLB player. You could pull some overweight bum off the street and he could kick Suckward Cullen's ass all over the diamond. C) If you're a vampire, why the HELL would you play baseball? I mean ( Read more... )

Lestat de Lioncourt. Duh. I refuse to believe he doesn't exist, btdubs.

"Don't forget to be the way you are." from Placebo's song Plasticine.

Also, something Hannibal Lecter says in Red Dragon;

"Without our imaginations, we'd be just like all those other poor dullards. Fear is the price of our instrument."

I have to answer this. Definitely Bret. As much as I love Jemaine, Bret is far more adorable, what with his favorite box and his angry dance. Also, his absurd sweaters. I want that one with the wolf on it.

I missed this one, but I want my bones given to Matt Bellamy so he can make a xylophone.

DITA VON TEESE


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Oh God, I could go on about these for hours.

"Fuck me running!" is one I get a lot of looks for, but I stole it from The Watcher. Then, slowly, over time, it became "fuck me running, backwards, and upside down!"
I, surprisingly, have to explain the "I am Jack's" prefix to a lot of people.
I had to explain "Suit up!" to my father the other day, so that ( Read more... )